While smirking at CNET's Alfred Ng's response to advertising I browsed down to his tweet about a BSOD on a bus station terminal and thought hey, can I read this well enough to find out what the error is? Yep. It's KERNEL_DATA_INPAGE_ERROR, which is exactly what it sounds like: an error in restoring a page of memory from the paging file to physical memory. And that's an error which you really should never see again.
Welp, my G.Skill DDR3 seems to have failed. Two days later, no RMA number yet. Never buying from G.Skill again. Suggest you do the same. A real company would have given me RMA details already. My machine is down due to these jerkoffs.