Christian

Ostensibly a follower of Jesus Christ, the primary (and possibly mythical) figure of the New Testament of the Holy Bible, but more likely a hypocrite who does not at all understand what "Do unto others as you would have them do unto you" means - not that the preceding is a very good translation of the Aramaic.

We've all seen the poorly drawn "Chick" bible tracts lying everywhere; they're on top of the gas pump at the station, they're on bus stops, they're on tables in fast food restaurants. We see them in the supermarket parking lot, and at the car wash. And one thing they all have in common is that they are thrown on the ground, torn in half, and wind up as a blizzard of litter.

Christian

Kill a tree for Jesus! Then throw it away.

Where Jesus wants you to litter

I guess communism has all the answers!