Ostensibly a follower of Jesus Christ, the primary (and possibly mythical) figure of the New Testament of the Holy Bible, but more likely a hypocrite who does not at all understand what "Do unto others as you would have them do unto you" means - not that the preceding is a very good translation of the Aramaic.

False piety impresses no one

My lady Anna-Maria ordered some shirts for me, for our trip to Panama, from the eBay user toddd3763. Because of the seller's incompetence, they did not arrive in time.

Sorry i had shipping problems (postage was wrong)and my son was admitted to the ER, my fault. Im sorry and hope you have a great New Year, God Bless

This resulted in negative feedback, as he deserved. But he apparently disagrees:

Kill a tree for Jesus! Then throw it away.

I guess communism has all the answers!

We've all seen the poorly drawn "Chick" bible tracts lying everywhere; they're on top of the gas pump at the station, they're on bus stops, they're on tables in fast food restaurants. We see them in the supermarket parking lot, and at the car wash. And one thing they all have in common is that they are thrown on the ground, torn in half, and wind up as a blizzard of litter.

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... and no philosophy, sadly, has all the answers. No matter how assured we may be about certain aspects of our belief, there are always painful inconsistencies, exceptions, and contradictions. This is true in religion as it is in politics, and is self-evident to all except fanatics and the naive. As for the fanatics, whose number is legion in our own time, we might be advised to leave them to heaven. They will not, unfortunately, do us the same courtesy.
— Steve Allen

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The devout Jew was beside himself because his son had been dating a shiksa, so he went to visit his rabbi. The rabbi listened solemnly to his problem, took his hand, and said, "Pray to God." So the Jew went to the synagogue, bowed his head, and prayed, "God, please help me. My son, my favorite son, he's going to marry a shiksa, he sees nothing but goyim..." "Your son," boomed down this voice from the heavens, "you think you got problems. What about my son?"

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In what can only be described as a surprise move, God has officially announced His candidacy for the U.S. presidency. During His press conference today, the first in over 4000 years, He is quoted as saying, "I think I have a chance for the White House if I can just get my campaign pulled together in time. I'd like to get this country turned around; I mean REALLY turned around! Let's put Florida up north for awhile, and let's get rid of all those annoying mountains and rivers. I never could stand them!"


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