Haggis, n.: Haggis is a kind of stuff black pudding eaten by the Scots and considered by them to be not only a delicacy but fit for human consumption. The minced heart, liver and lungs of a sheep, calf or other animal's inner organs are mixed with oatmeal, sealed and boiled in maw in the sheep's intestinal stomach-bag and ... Excuse me a minute ...
An egg has the shortest sex-life of all: it gets laid once; it gets eaten once. It also has to come in a box with 11 others, and the only person who will sit on its face is its mother.
A non-vegetarian anti-abortionist is a contradiction in terms.
Havy's is a Mexican restaurant with really bitchin' fish tacos. It's in Guenoc Village (between Lower Lake and Middletown on Highway 29) across the highway from the gas station (which has great breakfast burritos.)