To: firstname.lastname@example.org Date: Mon, 12 Oct 1998 13:32:41 GMT Subject: drinking games
Start off by playing any normal pub game, 'poker', 'name that pope', whatever. The loser then has to go up to someone nominated by the winner and, without any explanation, say 'You're a wanker' to them, accompanying this with the appropriate hand gesture. And thats the wanker game.
It's not so much the game as surviving the consequences thats funny, but if you do play it anywhere that isn't the shallow end of the local kiddies swimming pool, you'll feel dead brilliant afterwards.