It's the OkCupid drinking game! If the person whose profile you're looking at has one of these features, DRINK!

1. Drinking in their primary profile picture
2. Username has an alcohol or drugs reference
3. Username has "princess", "diva", "hotty", "goddess", "2hot2u" etc in it
4. Duckface
5. Profile picture shows boobs/shirtless torso, but no face
6. Profile not filled out
7. Makes reference to "KEEPIN IT REAL" or "WANTING A REAL MAN"
8. Photo with ex-significant-other badly cropped out
9. COCK SHOT
10. ad that is obviously a love site scammer with boilerplate text and model photo. Such examples may use the phrase "down to earth", "god fearing", etc. DRINK twice. DRINK a third time if this is contact in your inbox.
11. "Looks not important"
12. "I'm not much of a reader" or "I don't like to read books"
13. the person that says they don't drink much, yet every pic is a partying shot
14. Severe angled face shot
15. Profile pics without them in it of nature, dog or cat, or god knows what
16. Profile pics holding some child (not theirs), bonus for a baby (not theirs), and triple bonus if they also say they don't want kids
17. Pics of pets dressed in people clothes
18. "I like to have fun", "laid back/easygoing"
19. a photo of their pricey car.
20. "long walks on the beach...blah blah blah"