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Ok, folks, here it is: the semi-official 1993 Beverly Hills, 90210 drinking game. IMHO, you'd have to be not sober to watch it anyway, but's that's JMO, right? :-) One word of warning: if you play this game as described, you will possibly wind up with alcohol poisoning. If you play this game using something non-alcoholic, your bladder will probably explode by the first commercial break.
Provided by: Jonathan M. Vinson, Author unknown
Drinking Occasions:
Someone gets laid
- 1 drink for Dylan, Steve, Kelly or Brandon.
- 2 for Brenda, and chug for Andrea or Donna.
- If David ever gets laid, sell your wordly possessions and prepare for impending apocalypse.
Intellectualism
- Someone tries to act intellectual: 1 drink
- Attempts to engage Donna in thoughtful conversation: 3 drinks
- Faces a moral dilemma: 1 drink
- Resolves a moral dilemma stupidly: 2 drinks
- Resolves a moral dilemma intelligently: chug
Miscellaneous
- Goes to the Peach Pit: 1 drink
- Engages in witty banter with Nat at the Peach Pit: 1 drink
- Engages in witty banter with the senior Walshes: 2 drinks
Bathing Suits
- 1 drink for any suit
- 2 if it's a bikini.
- 3 if it's Andrea or Donna.
- 4 for Bren.
Flashbacks and Plot twists
- Someone has a flashback - 1 swig straight from the bottle
- Whenever someone in the audience successfully calls a plot twist - 1 drink
- If you wrongly call a plot twist, but it's better than the show's writers could come up with - 2 drinks
Characters
Dylan
- Gets laid - 1 drink
- Flirts with woman - 1 drink
- Walks funny - 1 drink
- Considers cheating on current SO - 1 drink
- Cheats on SO - 2 drinks
- Surfs - 2 drinks
- Acts stupidly macho - 2 drinks
- Makes literary reference - 3 drinks
- Reads or has someone read a sample of his writing - chug (You'll need it.)
Brandon
- Looks clueless - 1 drink
- Changes hairstyle to something resembling a hockey puck - 3 drinks
- Acts moralistic - 1 drink
- Looks glum - 1 drink
- Pats someone on the shoulder - 2 drinks
- Walks into the Peach Pit and says, "Hey, Nat!" - 1 drink
- Gets nosy - 2 drinks
- Calls anyone by a contraction of their name ( e.g. "Bren", "Kel", etc.)
- Calls Steve "Steve-O" or "Steve-a-rino" - 3 drinks
Donna
- Acts dumb - so what else is new?
- Does something really, *really* dumb - 2 drinks
- Frustrates David sexually - 1 drink
- Makes dumb facial expression - 2 drinks
- Chews gum - 2 drinks
- Looks bewildered - 2 drinks
- Wears bikini - 2 drinks
- Wears spandex - 3 drinks
- Has her body parts roamed over by the cameraman - chug
- Is told she looks beautiful - 2 drinks
- Gets drunk - 2 drinks
Brenda
- Acts bitchy - 1 drink
- Acts *really* bitchy - 2 drinks
- Acts *really, really* bitchy - 3 drinks
- Acts like a normal, pleasant human being - 4 drinks
- Worries - 1 drink
- Cries - 2 drinks
- Thinks a guy is cute - 1 drink
- Fakes an accent (not French) - 1 drink
- Fakes an accent (French) - 2 drinks
- Does LaVerne - 3 drinks
- Is sad - 1 drink
- Is happy - 2 drinks
- Smiles (no teeth) - 3 drinks
- Smile (teeth) - 4 drinks
Kelly
- Reference is made to her slutty days - 1 drink
- Reference is made to her nose job - 1 drink
- Does something stupid - 1 drink
- Gets a make-out scene - 1 drink
- Says, "Brenda, I can't believe you're *smoking*" or some such - 3 drinks
- Breaks up with Dylan - 2 drinks
Steve
- Looks dumb - 1 drink
- Acts dumb - 1 drink
- Commits felony - 2 drinks
- Tries to act cool - 2 drinks
- Hits on a woman - 3 drinks
- Actually succeeds with a woman - 4 drinks
- Cheats on said woman - 2 drinks
- Says something lascivious about a woman (usu. to Brandon) - 2 drinks
- Does something abysmally stupid - 2 drinks
David
- Does anything dorky - 1 drink
- Wants to screw Donna - 2 drinks
- Is shown "on the air" - 2 drinks
- Dances - 3 drinks
- Gets pissed off - 1 drink
- Gets laid - Yeah. Right. Worth a Chug, tho. Hell, maybe two.
- Shows up - 2 drinks
- Dresses like a geek - 1 drink
The Walshes
- Smile, act supportive, or mention Minnesota - 1 drink
- Do all three in one scene - chug
Nat
- Is shown anywhere outside the Peach Pit - 1 drink
- Acts happy to see Brenda - 2 drinks
- Acts happy to see Brandon - 1 drink
- Tells a story - 2 drinks
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