Ok, folks, here it is: the semi-official 1993 Beverly Hills, 90210 drinking game. IMHO, you'd have to be not sober to watch it anyway, but's that's JMO, right? :-) One word of warning: if you play this game as described, you will possibly wind up with alcohol poisoning. If you play this game using something non-alcoholic, your bladder will probably explode by the first commercial break.

Provided by: Jonathan M. Vinson, Author unknown

Drinking Occasions:

Someone gets laid

• 1 drink for Dylan, Steve, Kelly or Brandon.
• 2 for Brenda, and chug for Andrea or Donna.
• If David ever gets laid, sell your wordly possessions and prepare for impending apocalypse.

Intellectualism

• Someone tries to act intellectual: 1 drink
• Attempts to engage Donna in thoughtful conversation: 3 drinks
• Faces a moral dilemma: 1 drink
• Resolves a moral dilemma stupidly: 2 drinks
• Resolves a moral dilemma intelligently: chug

Miscellaneous

• Goes to the Peach Pit: 1 drink
• Engages in witty banter with Nat at the Peach Pit: 1 drink
• Engages in witty banter with the senior Walshes: 2 drinks

Bathing Suits

• 1 drink for any suit
• 2 if it's a bikini.
• 3 if it's Andrea or Donna.
• 4 for Bren.

Flashbacks and Plot twists

• Someone has a flashback - 1 swig straight from the bottle
• Whenever someone in the audience successfully calls a plot twist - 1 drink
• If you wrongly call a plot twist, but it's better than the show's writers could come up with - 2 drinks

Characters

Dylan

• Gets laid - 1 drink
• Flirts with woman - 1 drink
• Walks funny - 1 drink
• Considers cheating on current SO - 1 drink
• Cheats on SO - 2 drinks
• Surfs - 2 drinks
• Acts stupidly macho - 2 drinks
• Makes literary reference - 3 drinks
• Reads or has someone read a sample of his writing - chug (You'll need it.)

Brandon

• Looks clueless - 1 drink
• Changes hairstyle to something resembling a hockey puck - 3 drinks
• Acts moralistic - 1 drink
• Looks glum - 1 drink
• Pats someone on the shoulder - 2 drinks
• Walks into the Peach Pit and says, "Hey, Nat!" - 1 drink
• Gets nosy - 2 drinks
• Calls anyone by a contraction of their name ( e.g. "Bren", "Kel", etc.)
• Calls Steve "Steve-O" or "Steve-a-rino" - 3 drinks

Donna

• Acts dumb - so what else is new?
• Does something really, *really* dumb - 2 drinks
• Frustrates David sexually - 1 drink
• Makes dumb facial expression - 2 drinks
• Chews gum - 2 drinks
• Looks bewildered - 2 drinks
• Wears bikini - 2 drinks
• Wears spandex - 3 drinks
• Has her body parts roamed over by the cameraman - chug
• Is told she looks beautiful - 2 drinks
• Gets drunk - 2 drinks

Brenda

• Acts bitchy - 1 drink
• Acts *really* bitchy - 2 drinks
• Acts *really, really* bitchy - 3 drinks
• Acts like a normal, pleasant human being - 4 drinks
• Worries - 1 drink
• Cries - 2 drinks
• Thinks a guy is cute - 1 drink
• Fakes an accent (not French) - 1 drink
• Fakes an accent (French) - 2 drinks
• Does LaVerne - 3 drinks
• Is sad - 1 drink
• Is happy - 2 drinks
• Smiles (no teeth) - 3 drinks
• Smile (teeth) - 4 drinks

Kelly

• Reference is made to her slutty days - 1 drink
• Reference is made to her nose job - 1 drink
• Does something stupid - 1 drink
• Gets a make-out scene - 1 drink
• Says, "Brenda, I can't believe you're *smoking*" or some such - 3 drinks
• Breaks up with Dylan - 2 drinks

Steve

• Looks dumb - 1 drink
• Acts dumb - 1 drink
• Commits felony - 2 drinks
• Tries to act cool - 2 drinks
• Hits on a woman - 3 drinks
• Actually succeeds with a woman - 4 drinks
• Cheats on said woman - 2 drinks
• Says something lascivious about a woman (usu. to Brandon) - 2 drinks
• Does something abysmally stupid - 2 drinks

David

• Does anything dorky - 1 drink
• Wants to screw Donna - 2 drinks
• Is shown "on the air" - 2 drinks
• Dances - 3 drinks
• Gets pissed off - 1 drink
• Gets laid - Yeah. Right. Worth a Chug, tho. Hell, maybe two.
• Shows up - 2 drinks
• Dresses like a geek - 1 drink

The Walshes

• Smile, act supportive, or mention Minnesota - 1 drink
• Do all three in one scene - chug

Nat

• Is shown anywhere outside the Peach Pit - 1 drink
• Acts happy to see Brenda - 2 drinks
• Acts happy to see Brandon - 1 drink
• Tells a story - 2 drinks