Beverly Hills 90210 (3)

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Ok, folks, here it is: the semi-official 1993 Beverly Hills, 90210 drinking game. IMHO, you'd have to be not sober to watch it anyway, but's that's JMO, right? :-) One word of warning: if you play this game as described, you will possibly wind up with alcohol poisoning. If you play this game using something non-alcoholic, your bladder will probably explode by the first commercial break.

Provided by: Jonathan M. Vinson, Author unknown

Drinking Occasions:

Someone gets laid

  • 1 drink for Dylan, Steve, Kelly or Brandon.
  • 2 for Brenda, and chug for Andrea or Donna.
  • If David ever gets laid, sell your wordly possessions and prepare for impending apocalypse.

Intellectualism

  • Someone tries to act intellectual: 1 drink
  • Attempts to engage Donna in thoughtful conversation: 3 drinks
  • Faces a moral dilemma: 1 drink
  • Resolves a moral dilemma stupidly: 2 drinks
  • Resolves a moral dilemma intelligently: chug

Miscellaneous

  • Goes to the Peach Pit: 1 drink
  • Engages in witty banter with Nat at the Peach Pit: 1 drink
  • Engages in witty banter with the senior Walshes: 2 drinks

Bathing Suits

  • 1 drink for any suit
  • 2 if it's a bikini.
  • 3 if it's Andrea or Donna.
  • 4 for Bren.

Flashbacks and Plot twists

  • Someone has a flashback - 1 swig straight from the bottle
  • Whenever someone in the audience successfully calls a plot twist - 1 drink
  • If you wrongly call a plot twist, but it's better than the show's writers could come up with - 2 drinks

Characters

Dylan

  • Gets laid - 1 drink
  • Flirts with woman - 1 drink
  • Walks funny - 1 drink
  • Considers cheating on current SO - 1 drink
  • Cheats on SO - 2 drinks
  • Surfs - 2 drinks
  • Acts stupidly macho - 2 drinks
  • Makes literary reference - 3 drinks
  • Reads or has someone read a sample of his writing - chug (You'll need it.)

Brandon

  • Looks clueless - 1 drink
  • Changes hairstyle to something resembling a hockey puck - 3 drinks
  • Acts moralistic - 1 drink
  • Looks glum - 1 drink
  • Pats someone on the shoulder - 2 drinks
  • Walks into the Peach Pit and says, "Hey, Nat!" - 1 drink
  • Gets nosy - 2 drinks
  • Calls anyone by a contraction of their name ( e.g. "Bren", "Kel", etc.)
  • Calls Steve "Steve-O" or "Steve-a-rino" - 3 drinks

Donna

  • Acts dumb - so what else is new?
  • Does something really, *really* dumb - 2 drinks
  • Frustrates David sexually - 1 drink
  • Makes dumb facial expression - 2 drinks
  • Chews gum - 2 drinks
  • Looks bewildered - 2 drinks
  • Wears bikini - 2 drinks
  • Wears spandex - 3 drinks
  • Has her body parts roamed over by the cameraman - chug
  • Is told she looks beautiful - 2 drinks
  • Gets drunk - 2 drinks

Brenda

  • Acts bitchy - 1 drink
  • Acts *really* bitchy - 2 drinks
  • Acts *really, really* bitchy - 3 drinks
  • Acts like a normal, pleasant human being - 4 drinks
  • Worries - 1 drink
  • Cries - 2 drinks
  • Thinks a guy is cute - 1 drink
  • Fakes an accent (not French) - 1 drink
  • Fakes an accent (French) - 2 drinks
  • Does LaVerne - 3 drinks
  • Is sad - 1 drink
  • Is happy - 2 drinks
  • Smiles (no teeth) - 3 drinks
  • Smile (teeth) - 4 drinks

Kelly

  • Reference is made to her slutty days - 1 drink
  • Reference is made to her nose job - 1 drink
  • Does something stupid - 1 drink
  • Gets a make-out scene - 1 drink
  • Says, "Brenda, I can't believe you're *smoking*" or some such - 3 drinks
  • Breaks up with Dylan - 2 drinks

Steve

  • Looks dumb - 1 drink
  • Acts dumb - 1 drink
  • Commits felony - 2 drinks
  • Tries to act cool - 2 drinks
  • Hits on a woman - 3 drinks
  • Actually succeeds with a woman - 4 drinks
  • Cheats on said woman - 2 drinks
  • Says something lascivious about a woman (usu. to Brandon) - 2 drinks
  • Does something abysmally stupid - 2 drinks

David

  • Does anything dorky - 1 drink
  • Wants to screw Donna - 2 drinks
  • Is shown "on the air" - 2 drinks
  • Dances - 3 drinks
  • Gets pissed off - 1 drink
  • Gets laid - Yeah. Right. Worth a Chug, tho. Hell, maybe two.
  • Shows up - 2 drinks
  • Dresses like a geek - 1 drink

The Walshes

  • Smile, act supportive, or mention Minnesota - 1 drink
  • Do all three in one scene - chug

Nat

  • Is shown anywhere outside the Peach Pit - 1 drink
  • Acts happy to see Brenda - 2 drinks
  • Acts happy to see Brandon - 1 drink
  • Tells a story - 2 drinks

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