The Definative 90210 Drinking Game
Created 12/17/91 by Penny Elizabeth Ann Marie Breyer
Originally intended to be used with Episode 2.18 "A Walsh Family Christmas" aired on 12/19/91

Revised 1/28/94 by Lawrence Estep to delete some obsolete rules, and re-word a few others.

Contributors: Todd M Swan, Jeff Abbott, Lawrence Estep.

Drink once whenever...

• Brandon asks someone out
• Jim and/or Cindy say something supportive (drink twice if they say it to someone else's kids)
• Any of the Walshes refers to Minnesota
• Steve buys something (drink twice if it's really expensive)
• Donna agrees with Kelly (about anything)
• Brandon gives Brenda advice/is that understanding-brother type
• Any of the girls say something bitchy or mean
• There is a "politically correct" moment
• It's obvious that Ahhhhndrea wants Brandon
• It's obvious that Steve wants Brandon
• Steve says something patronizing or macho
• David Silver reverts to his previous geek-like ways
• An obscure Walsh relative suddenly appears
• One of Dylan's, uh, problems comes up (drinking, Mom, etc.)
• Anyone actually pays for food at the Peach Pit
• The subject of Steve's mom's TV show, Hartley House, comes up
• There is a moral to the story
• Anyone is in a life threatening situation
• Andrea's name is mispronounced
• Steve gets physical with anyone (drink twice if it's Kelly)
• Sue, Herbert, or Nikki return
• David and Kelly have a "brotherly/sisterly" moment
• Steve commits a crime and gets off scot-free
• Donna debates about sleeping with David
• Brandon loses a bet
• Brenda and Kelly fight over Dylan
• Andrea has something awful happen to her for no apparent reason
• Jackie avoids drug use during a stressful time
• Nat urges one of the kids to "help" whatever kid is sitting dejectedly in the Peach Pit
• Brandon meets a girl, falls in love, and gets dumped by the end of the episode
• A boom mic lowers into the picture
• Steve makes a weird sound when he starts talking
• Brandon's car gets totalled/messed up/set on fire, etc.
• The Walshes talk about installing another alarm system
• Any Walsh neighbors appear on the show
• An environmental related issue is subliminally mentioned on the show (recycling, environmental impact studies, etc.)
• We see the blue backdrop when the door is opened to the Peach Pit
• Surfing is mentioned by Dylan
• That cheesy sad piano version of the 90210 theme song is played
• Brandon dances or sings on the show
• We see Jim in his underpants on the show
• We see Cindy pretend to dial 911 then put the phone down without disconnecting
• The original opening is used on the older episodes when Douglas
• Emerson was still a cast member
• They have another party at the spooky haunted looking house that they used in the Halloween show
• Anyone on the show says, "I love it, and I love you!"
• Steve's grandfather appears on the show again
• The Beverly Hills Patrol beats someone up again
• Any of the 90210 parents besides Jim and Cindy appear on the show
• Anytime a 90210 cast member guest stars on another FOX program
• Kyle (he who is unsure whether or not he likes girls) reappears

Drink everything within reach if...

• Jim slaps Cindy
• Robinson Ashe or Cousin Bobby reappears (Bobby was the guy in the wheelchair who liked Kelly)
• David's friend Scott comes back from the dead
• David and Donna go all the way
• David Silver eats poprocks and soda at the same time
• Donna says something mind-numbingly brilliant
• David falls and breaks his nose dancing
• It rains without having a major bearing on the story
• David gets a recording contract
• David or Donna lose their virginity
• Another character gets pregnant
• Any character gets married
• Steve commits murder and gets off scot-free
• No one shows up at the Walshes for a major holiday
• Mrs. Scanlon ever shows up again
• The gang is saved from death again by divine intervention
• Dylan goes an entire episode without brooding
• Kyle decides he is definitely homosexual
• Kyle sleeps with Kelly
• Anyone uses the word "ballistic" again