By Andrew Ross Falconer
The rules are simple, and feel free to add to them!
(But be sure to mail me new rules, so I can add them to the list)

• Dylan drinks
• Exposed midriffs
• Parents in bathrobes
• References to Brenda
• Firm male handshakes
• "hey bro" (2 drinks if Brandon says it)
• Donna shows cleavage
• Intro music (2 drinks, 1 for guitar, 1 for drum machine)
• Steve hits on girl
• Anyone hits on Brandon
• Sympathy hugs
• Andrea whines
• Jesse flashes cheesy smile
• Dylan gets laid (1 drink) Brandon... (3 drinks) Steve... (5 drinks)
• Claire wants to have sex
• Anytime Donna re-affirms her virginity til marriage
• Substance abuse
• Any random quote that deserves a drink (must be voted on by those playing)
• Any prediction made by player that comes true

And of course...whenever anybody insults you for watching 90210! Editor's note; That would get you drunk indeed.